why I want an iPhone:

So that I can get an app that allows me to time travel into the past and I can return to yesterday morning WITH MY IPHONE and take a picture of the dozens of shiny white toilets that were piled up and lining the sidewalk at 55th and Broadway. Damn.

like this, but not

like this, but not

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