want a little cheese with that whine?

Wow, check out how crowded this subway platform is. It must be times square at rush hour, right?

Nope, that’s Hoyt-Schermerhorn at 8pm on a Saturday.

Some of these people must have been waiting a loong time.

I also felt bad for the Parisian tourist who was clutching his neatly creased map and trying to figure out why the hell the F train wasn’t following the orange line the way he thought it would. A friendly New Yorker just looked at him and smiled — “It’s the weekend,” she said. “Nothing does what it should.”